If realizing that life is nothing more than an overpriced box of stale chocolates doesn’t cause you to have an epiphany on the spot, I don’t know what will. You can’t pay for better whimsical solutions to life’s perplexing problems. Forrest Gump knew what he was talking about, even if he didn’t…er…um, exactly know what he was talking about. So Gump was a thick as a tree stump, so what! What it comes down to is this: stupid is as stupid does. And those stupid corporations who believe that depleting the world’s natural resources is a smart thing to do have another thing coming.  With this classic green living Tee, you can support the environment and stick it to the man all while bringing a little Forrest Gump-tion into the mix. It’s every tree for itself!

Sizes:
Men's S, M, L, XL
Women's S, M, L, XL