Oil is a finite resource.  There’s only so much left, and we’re burning through it faster than ever.  Fat, on the other hand, we’ve got plenty of.  Even better, fat is a clean-burning and renewable fuel.  We don’t need to drill, baby, drill as long as we’ve got plenty of pie and puff pastries.  We say let them eat cake, and then let them turn that cake into a sugar-fueled bicycle commute.  Show the world that you’re reducing your dependence on foreign oil and your waistline at the same time with our “Burn Fat, Not Oil” women’s T.  When your friends start asking why you look so great, tell them it’s because you’ve figured out the ultimate alternative fuel: yourself.

Sizes:
Women's S, M, L, XL