People may scoff at you because you’re not as cookie-cutter or middle-of-the-road as they are, but that doesn’t make you a negative creep.  When you cut school to go down to the swap meet, you still ride a bike (like a unique individual) not a gas guzzling, carbon spewing sedan (like some kind of Big Cheese).  You know why?  Because you know that this isn’t about a girl, it’s about the Earth.  Even when you’re sifting through the indie records (and trying to avoid paper cuts) you have a serious love buzz for the planet.  Show off your passion for pedal-powered conservationism with our 100% organic “Alternative Energy” tee.  Sure, with the price of gas, everybody is riding a bike now, but you were doing it before it blew up.  Before every Tom, Dick, and Mr. Moustache was doing it.  It’s kind of a downer to be assimilated into the mainstream, but you still manage to keep it real.  Still, for the sake of visibility and your own safety, it might be time you pay a visit to Floyd the barber...

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